American Reunion

Really like the sound of this movie, basically it will star all the original characters from the first American Pie (1999). Hopefully, it'll be awesome, unlike the other American Pies that haven't been that good at all and I really enjoyed the first one, one of the funniest films ever.

American Reunion will be out April 2012!

Short Story About The Laptop and The Bug.

Me and the misses have got a laptop which is now dead, unfortunately, it had gone through some rough times and one those is when it had a visitor. A little bug and no, it wasn't software, it was an actual real life bug/insect and what it had done was crawl behind the screen. So, we sat there waiting for it to come out but it never did so what does the misses do, POKE IT, splat. Great, now it's stuck behind the damn screen which later formed a line across the screen.

So, we get onto Dell about using their online chat service with a guy on the other end helping out. This was all good, however, trying to explain what had happened wasn't as easy as it should have been. We kept explaining that it wasn't a bug ON the laptop but a bug behind the screen. He was like 'OK then, let me take over your computer to see what the problem is'. Like an idiot I did, to see what he did, oh that's right nothing. He was even about to open the pictures folder but we hit escape before he did. WHAT an idiot, clearly didn't have a clue what he was doing.

After finally getting him to understand he said 'Oh right, we will send someone out and we'll replace the screen'. THANK FUCK FOR THAT. We got it sent away and about a week later got it back with a surprisingly better screen, nice high definition screen with a glossy finish. Shame I didn't take any pictures. Oh well. At least I'm not the only one.

My advice would be if you've got a bug crawling around behind your screen, don't press on it and someone looking for a laptop to not get one from Dell.

Some of The Weirdest Things I've Ever Heard of.

Now there's an endless list things weird but there's a good amount that stick out from the rest that make you go what...the...fuck...or just leave you speechless.

Here are a few things I find extremely weird.

Marriages, you might be thinking how a marriage can be weird, well it can and one of the weirdest is about a guy who married a video game character. Yep, it's true, a man called Sal9000 married the video game character from Love Plus called Nene Anegasaki. There's others like the guy who married his pillow. Then there's the guy who married himself and the list goes on.

Fetishes and paraphilias, now these can get extremely weird and there's a substantial amount of weird ones like Formicophilia which means you get sexual pleasure of an insect crawling across your body, there's also Plushophilia which is stuffed animals, Inflatophilia which is inflatable animals and toys. Robot fetishism which is thought of having sex with a robot, dendrophilia which means you have a love for tress. Here's a weird one, Necrozoophilia a sexual attraction to animal corpses, there's also Mechaphilia a sexual attraction to machines like cars, bikes, bicycles...then probably the weirdest is the attraction to ghosts called Spectrophilia.

Trollface is Everywhere!

Literally, everywhere! Me and my girlfriend went to a small town called Biggleswade to search for jobs and we seen trollfaces everywhere, on road signs, shops, advertising boards and god knows what else. My girlfriend thought she was going a bit mad.

No laughing game. BATSU GAMES! on Japanime

Been watching this a lot just recently and it has to be the funniest show I have ever seen.

If you want to see it for yourself watch below or click the link.

Watch live video from JAPANIME on Justin.tv

Free Hugs!

So I was in town today and some random guy was holding a sign up with 'Free Hugs' on it and people were actually going up to him and hugging him, it was kinda funny.

I was sorting the blog out and couldn't figure out why the ads weren't appearing, it turns out adblock was guess what,,,blocking them! I felt like such an idiot.

The funniest review I have ever read.

I was looking for a new steering wheel to replace an Xbox 360 controller I use on the PC for a better experience. When I look at different items, I always have to read the reviews, comments etc...At first I was looking at the more expensive wheels around the £60 - £100 range. There were some good ones and I started to look at the cheaper JUST in case there was a good one. Then I seen one for just £19.99, it was called Easy Touch Joy-Steering Wheel and as usual I checked the reviews/comments and came across an hilarious review for it.

His problems started right from the start, the delivery man:

'What a load of rubbish. Well, it all started when the delivery man couldn't talk. I asked him where to sign and he was pointing all over the place. I finally found where to put my signature, so i took the package into my house so i could open it. What a disaster! when I ripped open the green - cheaply made - plastic bag, the bottom of the box fell out! So the periphial fell on the floor. Once I looked around the box there was rips and marks and it was all ready open! Once I installed all the drivers for the wheel I was ready to go. Uh-oh!

I got everything set and i touched the wheel, urgh. Cheap plastic. And so was everything else. The brakes had hardly no feedback too them (Too flimsy and soft) and the gear leaver moved in a 360 degree motion when it was supposed to only be forward and backward positions. The handbrake was a waste of time as well, yo pull it p and it feels like it will come clean off! The worst bit about it is that the wheel onlywent around 90 degress, when it was supposed to be 150! Another thing, the instruction manual. English it said. What english? All it is was some chinese bloke sitting there at a random foriegn warehouse printing letters randomly.

I am sending this item back for a full refund. And I am them going to buy the Trust GM-3200. I only brought this "Easy Touch Joy-Steering wheel" for a replacement to my Tust GM-3400.

AVOID THIS ITEM LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!'"

This had me laughing for ages and just had to read it more than once, you kinda feel sorry for the guy who wrote it.